My Tummy Tuck and Me

I would kill for that body. But would I (potentially) die for it?

May 31 • Candice Brathwaite

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It's time to get off of the hamster wheel

Boo!

May 17 • Candice Brathwaite

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Before You Plan Your Personal Rebrand - Read This

Because I promise you, the photoshoot is the last thing you need to be thinking about.

May 11 • Candice Brathwaite

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In no particular order, a few of my favourite things +Met Gala Musings

With no affiliate links cause we all already have enough shit.

May 7 • Candice Brathwaite

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Your favourite 'influencer' owes you nothing.

A quick chat between myself and my almost 13yr old about online personalities, ghosting and being chronically online

May 3 • Candice Brathwaite

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April 2026

I'm losing my ambition.

And I can't be fu*ked to find it.

Apr 21 • Candice Brathwaite

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You’re fat, ugly and annoying.

Why trolling doesn’t hit the way it used to.

Apr 5 • Candice Brathwaite

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March 2026

38 Things I’ve Learned in 38 Years.

Wha gwarn dutty gyal!

Mar 28

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I’ve become the mother I dreamt of.

I'm doing great sweetie.

Mar 21 • Candice Brathwaite

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The year I lost it all.

But came out with the Golden snitch.

Mar 15 • Candice Brathwaite

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Back to Black.

Why dying (a sartorial death) has been my most freeing act.

Mar 8 • Candice Brathwaite

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February 2026

In no particular order, things I’m obsessed with. 💕

It’s a dreary day.

Feb 22 • Candice Brathwaite

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